Sephiroth Meets His Unauthorized Fan Club
Sephiroth meets giddy fangirls. 'Nuff said.

What Really Happened to Yui
My inane fantasy in which gratuitous self-insertion is verily punished.

Xeno Wing
Please note that this was written back when Zero Wing was still funny because nobody knew what it was, you could still elicit blank stares from people by using the phrase "For Great Justice," and Cats was a Broadway musical. As such, please be charitable with me for having written this dumb parody. People told me it was funny. I think I believe them.

A Christmas Story (about speedos)
Okay. Note the warning on the Zero Wing-related material above. It applies here too. The speedos joke is NOT FUNNY ANY MORE. That said, please stop beating at that poor rotting corpse of a horse, folks. But I'm keeping this fic here because... uh... egotism so dictates. Yeah.

If Medea Were a Modern Story
You all studied mythology at some point in your lives, right? Uh, right? Uh... okay, here's a quick recap of the Medea story for those who haven't: Princess marries Jason, the full-of-himself hero of Argonaut fame. Jason dumps her for younger and more beautiful princess. First princess kills his kids in retribution. Okay, so that part's not funny. I wrote this for an English project a few years ago, though, and I don't actually remember what I was thinking, but I guess it's mildly entertaining.