An AOL Diary AKA "How Intelligent People Get Screened Out Of AOL." (No, my experiences with AOL weren't really THIS bad, but some of them... were pretty close.)

Krelian for President My, uh... suggestion for leader of the free world in 2000. Yeah, I know the election's over. Vote Krelian in 2004! We don't need no stinkin' democracy!

(New) Game-A-Minute For those of you who want to know exactly how it all ends without the effort of actually playing the game, encapsulated summaries which can be read in 30 seconds! It's just like playing the game, only without the fun!

MegaHAL Quotes Like the title says, these are quotes from that wonderful godly electronic fount of wisdom, MegaHAL. Updated on a semi-regular (okay, semi-annual) basis.

The Clique of Suckiness This is a serious clique. No, really. It's not actually a joke, though it is somewhat facetious. Feel free to apply for membership if your self-esteem or lack thereof so compels you.

My Tributes to NES Games It's a shrine to old 8-bit games, to be changed on a semi-regular basis. Updated semi-annually, or semi-biannually, or, okay, maybe once a decade.

A Letter to the Government This is a weird little drabble about Christmas decorations, written on a night when I had gotten entirely sick of stupid blinking reindeer and bloated light-up Santas on neighbors' roofs. If the cause moves you, feel entirely free to print this out and send it to the local government representative of your choice.

The Xenogears Drinking Game Yes, it is possible to play this and survive, as long as you're just drinking water.

Xenogears Top Ten Lists um... yeah.

The Chrono Trigger FWAK This is... the oldest thing on this page. I'm not sure if it's still funny. My brother and I wrote this back in '96. It's a collection of dubious advice for that erstwhile Square masterpiece, which my best friend's cousin's stepsister's hairdresser's lover's dog's former owner was all able to do in the Japanese version, but then his little sister erased his game, really. Remember, kids: don't try any of this at home.