~Stupid Cat Page~

Many of you are probably sick of seeing the tens of millions of sappy "My Cat" personal pages all across the Internet, all of which contain the exact same thing with a few different photos. This page is one of them. So... you know the routine. Click on that there "back" button if you don't want to see my contribution to the wonderful world of stupid cat pages.


sorry about the dark pic and the weird border around the edge. it's not my fault. I scanned it on my friend's computer. ^^;;

Who is this? This is Leslie. Leslie is a shorthaired mixed-breed and the only cat I currently own (but she's a spoiled little princess, and she doesn't take well to other cats in the house ^^;;). She is also extremely adept at manipulation and is the only person (creature?) who can guilt-trip me more effectively than my mother can. She acts like a bit of a dim bulb most of the time, but I secretly suspect she's quite a bit smarter than she lets on. I've found that most cats are...

Basic Stats:

Age: 10 years, 6 months

Color: Grey and white

Markings: Grey striped

Eyes: Hazel

Weight: 9 pounds (at least, I think that's what she was last time we took her to the vet. she used to be up to 15... o.O)

Favorite foods: Canned tuna, potato chips, goldfish crackers, tomato sauce, peanut butter, most dairy products. I think she likes cat food as well, though I can never tell if she's eating it just to be polite. ^^;

Favorite Thing to Do: Sleep

Other Favorite Things: Being petted/scratched behind the ears, sitting on/kneading my sweaters, sitting on my computer monitor, catnip, eating grass, drinking out of the bathtub faucet, hiding in closets/attics/various inaccessible areas, sitting in drawers and boxes, rubber bands

Dislikes: Baths, being shut out of anywhere, being touched/scratched/rubbed on her stomach, being picked up in the wrong position, small children, vacuum cleaners, sharing the house with other cats

Annoying Habits: Snoring, clawing our sliding glass door when she wants to go in or out (x_X), throwing up in odd places, inability to understand how a scratching post works and why it should be used instead of the furniture, meowing and scratching the door when I won't let her in my room, sitting on top of the TV and dangling her tail in front of the screen when I play video games (although she got a bit of a static shock trying that a few months ago, and I haven't seen her do it since ^^;;).