why, friends, do you ask, is this page eeeeevil? well, quite simply... because it has my picture on it. this page, if you so wish, can be printed out and employed as a device to scare small rodents out of your basement, or to frighten young children. or, if you would prefer, you can hang it up and throw darts at it. the following may well disturb you to the point of nightmares and insanity, not to mention potential vision damage.















Still here? Mwa ha ha... scroll down.















feel free to scream if you want to.  Which you probably do.
yes, this is me. ^^; I usually wear my hair tied back, though...

what? you're still looking?
I look like a pouty brat in this because it was 6 AM and I was sitting in an airport with 3 hours of sleep. --;;

yes, that is an FF7 T-shirt I'm wearing.  ^^;
I am fully aware that I look like a drugged idiot in this picture. sadly, this is in fact what I usually look like, when I'm not all dressed up or sleep-deprived...