Hi. If you're on this page, you're probably here looking for the "Anime Fans Rant," which no longer exists online. My reasons for taking it and all the associated rants offline are personal, but I'd like to ask you to please respect that decision-- I will not put them back up, no matter how many people email me asking for them. Basically, they no longer served any kind of useful purpose, and there's far too much nastiness on the Internet anyway; I'd prefer that my past contribution to that nastiness, even if it was a relatively minor one, not be left hanging around.

If you're really determined to go looking for it, though, archive.org is almost guaranteed to have multiple cached versions of my page from the past eight years. However, I will not email it to anyone personally, so please do not ask me to do so.