This is the homepage of Azusa Kuraino, a former gullible dork who used to spend her time writing pretentious, wankery Xenogears fanfiction before coming to the gradual realization that fandom was really stupid, and now is trying to get through her massive backlog of cynicism enough to write some piece of fan work which isn't a rant or blatant parody.

This page is still called "Wanderer of Time," after the song on the Final Fantasy Pray album, because I still like the name, and the lyrics are here if you want to see them.

Things you will find on this page include stories (fanfiction and original), rants, a scattering of attempts at art, Stupid Cat Pictures (tm) and links to other places. Things you will not find here include codes, game advice, character profiles copied from game manuals, Mary Sue fanfics, or shrines/worship pages for any particular character.

Don't take stuff from this page and we'll both be happy. That's all I have to say about that. I hate plagiarizers, and if I find out anyone has been claiming my stuff as their own, I will shove dead weasels in their nose and stick tacks in their feet. I know where you live. I know your shoe size. I know that you occasionally pick your nose when you think no one is watching you.

If you want to bitch at me, yell at me about broken links, or actually compliment me for whatever reason, e-mail me. (I like getting e-mail, but if you've bothered to read this far, do be aware that 95% of the mail I do get is about my anime fans rant, so whatever you have to say about it, I've almost certainly heard it from other people before. Just try to be original, that's all I'm saying, aright?)

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